Don't worry all you procrastinators out there.? Here at Lists That Actually Matter we have covered.? Choose any of these 5 gift options, and we promise your family will finally love you!
5. For the druggy Chicago Sports Fan: a Kingpin Jersey.? Go to the Bears website and personalize yourself a #81 jersey with the name "Kingpin" on it.
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4. For the Chicago Cubs fan:? Slacks and a button-down.? A business casual outfit will work great for the Cubs fan in your life because the Cubs best player is their general manager
3. For the Chicago Bears fan:? Give them a brand new Mercedes-Benz, then borrow it and crash it 5 hours later.? Return the next day with an ?07 Chevy Cobalt and apologize for forgetting to get insurance on the Benz.
2.?For the Hawks fan: The box-set of the critically acclaimed show, "Community".? Just like "Community", the Hawks are great and loaded with talent, but nobody is watching.
1.?For the College Sports Fan:? Give him his regular presents while everyone else is opening gifts, then, hours later, secretly give him an envelope with a few hundred dollars in it and tell him?he can keep expecting envelopes like this if he?announces to the room that you are his favorite family member.
Source: http://www.chicagonow.com/2011/12/5-christmas-gifts-for-the-chicago-sports-fan-in-your-life/
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